- David LeClair: [re prospect of spending night together in only bed available] Does the bed frighten you?
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Are you kidding? Do you think I'm a little girl? The bed's fine with me.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: [in bed together, he under the covers, she lying on top of the covers] Goodnight.
- David LeClair: It could be.
- [first lines]
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [at airport] Mrs. Garrett, can you please slow down?
- Edna Garrett: I can't help it! Airports get my engine going!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I can't believe it. In just eight short hours, we'll actually be in Paris.
- Natalie Green: Don't forget the six hour time difference.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I can't believe it. In just fourteen short hours, we'll actually be in Paris.
- Blair Warner: I don't see what the big deal is. We're leaving one school to go to another.
- Blair Warner: This was supposed to be the summer of my French romance. Somewhere out there is a Frenchman with my name on him.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Somewhere out there is a guy who's breathing a big sigh of relief.
- Blair Warner: [Jo chose romance] Look, who cares about Le Man's? When you've seen one car do wheelies, you've seen them all.