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Andrew : Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.
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Andrew : It's nothing serious - just an arrow in his heart.
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Andrew : He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient. Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.
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Andrew : I'm not a poet. I don't die for love. I work on Wall Street.
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Andrew : Dulcy's cute, Maxwell. What is she? Twelve years old? Thirteen? What?
Maxwell : She's twice that, Andrew! She's very experienced. She couldn't keep her hands off of me on the way up here.
Andrew : Oh, Jesus, when are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.
Maxwell : You only live once, Andrew, you know that.
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Andrew : Only a drunken, infantile idiot shoots himself over love, not an internist.
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Maxwell : Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew : Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose
Maxwell : You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew , Maxwell : Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell : He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew : Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell : But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew : I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.
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Andrew : She's loved me from the first day I took her to a baseball game!
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Andrew : Oh, Adrian, I'm still spinning. That was - that was a deeply religious experience on that tabletop.
Adrian : Oh, you - it's only the beginning, you know. You wait till everyone's gone. I'll show you what Dulcy calls the Mexican Cartwheel.
Andrew : Really? That sounds incredibly filthy.
Adrian : It is!
Andrew : Is it? Good, I can't wait.
Adrian : So, can you forgive me?
Andrew : Forgive you? I can ordain you this evening. You've cleared my sinuses for the summer.
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Andrew : I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives.
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Adrian : You know, Maxwell, I don't know where he comes up with some of these women.
Andrew : Well, you know, Maxwell, he's a doctor; so, these poor women are in the tubercular ward, they show him gratitude.
Adrian : Yeah, well, don't think I don't notice you - you leering at his buxom little weekend guests.
Andrew : I leer! I admit it! I look. I leer. I salivate. I salivated the day that I met you!
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Adrian : She's very free-thinking and forward, isn't she?
Andrew : Who? Ariel Weymouth?
Adrian : No, Dulcy. She seems to give off animal vibrations.
Andrew : No, she's a nurse, you know.
Adrian : Well, not every nurse is sexy.
Andrew : But, they're very knowledgable about the body. You know, they know exactly how all the organs function; so, they're wonderful.
Adrian : Maybe I should ask for lessons?
Andrew : [enthusiastically] You know, I bet she'd be willing to answer any questions you might have.
Adrian : I was just joking. You think I need lessons?
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Andrew : Do you have any idea how much I lusted after you?
Ariel : Well, why didn't you do something? I wanted you to!
Andrew : You were this diplomat's daughter, raised by nuns, you know, I was shy! We were not in love. It was pure animal lust!
Ariel : That's just what I was in the mood for.
Andrew : I know, I know I missed an opportunity. I regretted it ever since. You know, that's the saddest thing in life, a missed opportunity. That was particularly rotten in this case; because, after you left, a month after you went to Europe, I learned, only then, that you were and had been sleeping with everyone. Everyone!
Ariel : Not everyone! Well, maybe it was everyone.
Andrew : I wouldn't have been the first. I would have been the twenty-first. Writers! Bankers! Poets! The entire infield of the Chicago White Sox.
Ariel : You have to admit, I wasn't one of your shrinking, mousy, inhibited little virgins.
Andrew : No, that's the understatement of the century.
Ariel : What did you want me to do? Take charge? You didn't act like you wanted anything.
Andrew : Well, I was used to slower women!
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Andrew : You just lust after her, that's all. You're not in love with her. You want to sleep with her.
Maxwell : How could anyone just want to sleep with such a dream? Not that I don't. She's hot! She's very hot.
Andrew : I know.
Maxwell : You know, the ones that are incredible in bed are ones that are raised in a convent.
Andrew : Maxwell, do me a favor. Go play with your butterfly net.
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Andrew : All right, now I know my flying bicycle won't handle that weight, that's all.
Ariel : We could have been killed!
Andrew : Not killed. Not killed. Crippled! Here, here. You're shaking.
Ariel : That lake is cold.
Andrew : You're shivering. Come on, you're shaking. You know, you're wet.
Ariel : I know I'm wet!
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Adrian : Where will you settle after you marry?
Leopold : I've taken a townhouse near the University. I can't wait for Ariel to meet the professors and their wives. Already I'm the envy of entire faculty. You'll adore Professor Eddy and his wife. They're a very entertaining couple with a kind of a theme to their marriage. You see, he specializes in Dr. Johnson and she teaches Boswell. So, they're an entertaining, amusing couple and I look forward to many wonderful chats.
Adrian : Well, to wonderful chats and Boswell and Johnson and Leopold and Ariel and this summer night and you two, of course...
Dulcy : And Maxwell.
Adrian : And to Dr. Maxwell Jordan.
Andrew : Doctor of high jinks!
Leopold : Of course, to Adrian and Andrew.