Hysterical (1982)
Mark Hudson: Dr. Paul Batton
Quotes
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Dr. Paul Batton : Now listen Fritz, this is no longer Casper, it's a demon. The Devil is alive, he will NEVER tell the truth. Whatever you do, dont fall for it.
Fritz : Dont worry Paul, I wont.
Frederic Lansing : Fritz, your shoes are untied!
[Fritz looks down]
Fritz : Dont listen to him Fritz.
Fritz : I wont.
Frederic Lansing : Fritz, your zippers down.
[Fritz looks down]
Dr. Paul Batton : Dont listen to him Fritz.
Fritz : I wont.
Frederic Lansing : FRITZ... YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN!
Fritz : Oh no you dont, I'm not gonna fall for it this time. Dont worry Paul, I wont listen to him.
Dr. Paul Batton : Pull your pants up Fritz.
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[In a lifeboat]
Dr. Paul Batton : Now what do we do?
Fritz : We can always dive for the Andrea Doria. I know it's around here somewhere.
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[Dr. Paul Baton, Fritz, and Kate all run to the sheriff's office.]
Dr. Paul Batton : We've got trouble!
Fritz : Right here in River City!
All : With a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for GHOUL!
Kate : We've got Captain Howdy!
Dr. Paul Batton : Right here in Hellview City!
Fritz : With a capital C and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zom... bie.
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Dr. Paul Batton : Your father is the sheriff?
Kate : Yes.
Dr. Paul Batton : [voice over] Well, kiss off getting laid.