Private School (1983)

Martin Mull: Drug Store Clerk

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• Drug Store Clerk : Does he like them pre-lubricated?

• Christine Ramsey : I'd like to buy some condoms.

  Drug Store Clerk : Yeah. Well, let's see. We have these on sale this week. This is three dozen for $5.99.

  Christine Ramsey : I'll take them.

  Drug Store Clerk : However, I don't know if I'd trust them. They've been on the shelf for quite some time. Now, we have this new product here. These are multicolored and ribbed.

  Christine Ramsey : Oh, that'll be just fine.

  Drug Store Clerk : No, I don't think so. I don't think you'd want anything that tawdry, do you? Or, do you?