Twice Upon a Time (1983)
Hamilton Camp: Greensleeves
Quotes
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Greensleeves : Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.
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Flora : Uncle Greenie, where are you?
Greensleeves : Under the door, ya twit!
Rod Rescueman : That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!
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Flora : Uncle Greenie, is it really you?
Greensleeves : Basically it is, yeah.
Flora : You're short and bent!
Greensleeves : I'm short and bent.
Flora : What happened to my Uncle Greenie, the handsome dashing hero?
Greensleeves : He got short and bent. But he's glad to see you nonetheless... come here darling, let me give you a kiss you sweet love!
[sound of kissing]
Rod Rescueman : [enviously] *I* should get short and bent!