Surf II (1983)
Eddie Deezen: Menlo Schwartzer
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Quotes
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Menlo : I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what?
[lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts]
Menlo : With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?
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Menlo : Good ol' Buzzz Cola, gets them every time!
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Menlo : You don't have to eat it, you know. Besides, even Bess Myerson makes mistakes!