Armed and Dangerous (1986)
Don Stroud: Sergeant Rizzo
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Quotes
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[Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze]
Sergeant Rizzo : [1:02:20] What are you looking at you schmucks?
[Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters]
Frank Dooley : [mimicking 'Divine'] Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.
Sergeant Rizzo : Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.
Norman Kane : [falsetto voice] Oh, he gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.
Frank Dooley : What are you doing later on tonight?
Sergeant Rizzo : Take a walk you jerks!
Norman Kane : [to Frank] Come on, let's trot.
Frank Dooley : Why can't you look this good?
Norman Kane : Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.
Sergeant Rizzo : [shoves Frank and Norman] Move it!
Frank Dooley : Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!