- [Last lines: Ken has emerged from the darkroom to answer the phone]
- Bridesmaid: [calling seductively from the darkroom] Kenneth ?
- Ken: I'll just be a second.
- [he smugly changes the shop sign to Closed]
- Ken: You can take your prints out of the fix now - I think they've been in long enough.
- Alan: Who wants to be happy? The only happy people I know are idiots. I want to be miserable, with you!