- [first lines]
- Nikki Ferris: Mom!
- [Sharon comes running to Nikki's bedroom]
- Sharon Ferris: Nikki? What on Earth is wrong?
- Nikki Ferris: Mom we can't move to New York! We can't! There was a thing on the news just now about a woman in Manhattan who got attacked by a guy in a nun's suit!
- Sharon Ferris: "Habit", Nikki.
- Nikki Ferris: Who CARES why he did it?
- Nikki Ferris: "Passionately yours". That's the way Rob Lowe signs all his letters in Sixteen Magazine.
- [last lines]
- Sharon Ferris: [Surveying the vast expanse of open water surrounding the boat] Oh... my... gosh!
- [Bill comes up]
- Sharon Ferris: Now what do we do?
- [Bill and Sharon both start chuckling before kissing passionately]