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Quotes
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Drayton : [to Leatherface] You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well... nobody knows. But the saw... the saw is family.
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[when asked the secret of his successful chilli]
Drayton : No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.
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Drayton : S-C-E-X, sex. Ya had to find out about it, didn't ya?
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Drayton : The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.
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Drayton : I wouldn't wish this rotten life off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.
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Drayton : Grandpa's strict liquid diet keeps him as fresh as a rose.
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Drayton : You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!
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Drayton : It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!
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Drayton : Who sentcha? Those sissies over at Delmar catering? That chicken-shit burrito man?
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Drayton : [Hiding under the dinner table while Leatherface and Lefty fight] Maybe it's just time to just shut down. Time to shut down the show, yeah. Yeah, pull the plug. Come here, Nubbins!
[Pulls the preserved corpse of the hitchhiker from the original film under the table and searches him]
Drayton : Where... Where's that fuck you Charlie?
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Drayton : [after Stretch runs right past the Sawyers] Some kinda crazy booger just skits through here!
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Drayton : I love this town!
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Drayton : [to Leatherface] Did you see it? Well, did you? Well, didn't you? Did you, didn't you? Go check it out boy!
Chop Top : NAM-LANDDD!
Drayton : Awww shut up!
[to Leatherface]
Drayton : I told you to go check it out before I start kicking your ass.
[to Chop-Top]
Drayton : Some kind of crazy booger just skitched through here.
Chop Top : No, a booger? How big?
[imitating Nubbins the puppet]
Chop Top : Big, crrazzzzyyy booger! Let's haul butt bro!