Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy, Princess Scarlett, Self, The Grim Reaper
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Quotes
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Peggy : Kelly, its time we had a little talk. There is a thing men will want you to do when you get married; it's called work.
Kelly : I'm scared; hold me, Mom.
Peggy : Once you do it though, you'll never have to do it again and there will come a time when your husband comes home smellin' like beer and wantin' some lovin'; you'll follow that fat butt up the stairs because you'll know that no matter how disgusting the next five minutes may be, it's still better than work.
Kelly : Thanks, Mom; you're so wise.
Peggy : Well, you can't sit on a couch twenty hours a day and not learn something.
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Al : I hate those complaint boxes they put in at the mall. A woman comes in the shoe store today, so huge she's protected by 'Green Peace', and ask for a size-4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home, and she has the nerve to complain about my performance.
Peggy : Honey, I complain about youre performance all the time... you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.
Al : Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me.
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Peggy : Al, how am I supposed to do my job and yours? I tell ya, now I know how Hillary feels.
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Peggy : Sooo... we've certainly learned a lot about each other. We have no opinions on politics, religion, science, starving people, nuclear holocaust or recycling. The only thing we seem to feel strongly about is we both hate that painting behind Jay Leno.
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Peggy : I tried to get Al to fix the driveway a long time ago. But his philosophy is why improve a home you're only going to live in anyway?
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Peggy Bundy : [repeated line when Al ruins their family's good fortune] thank your father kids
Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : [simultaneously] thanks dad