Bad Taste (1987)
Peter Jackson: Derek, Robert, Minister
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Quotes
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Derek : I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
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Derek : Suck my spinning steel, shithead!
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Derek : What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
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[after chainsawing through an alien's head, falling inside and exiting between its legs]
Derek : I'm born again!
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Barry : Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek : There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry : Auckland?
Derek : Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.
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Derek : Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
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Derek : The headshot's the only true stopper.
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Derek : Eat lead sucker!
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Derek : Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!