- Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
- [Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
- Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
- Ash: [to his freshly sawn-off possessed hand] Here's your new home.
- [Ash places a bucket and a bunch of books on it to trap the hand, the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]
- Ed Getley: We are the things that were and shall be again! Ahahahaha! Spirits of the book! We want what is yours! LIFE! Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!
- Possessed Henrietta: Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!
- Narrator: Legend has it it was written by the dark ones. Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated - Book of the dead. The book served as a passageway to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago, when the seas ran red of blood. It was this blood that was used to ink the book. In the year 1300 AD, the book dissapeared.
- Bobbie Joe: [pointing to an *empty* room] It's in there...
- Ash: We'll all go in together.
- Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one!
- Professor Raymond Knowby: Recite the passages... dispel the evil... save my soul... and your own minds!
- Ash: There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.