84C MoPic (1989)

Nicholas Cascone: Easy

Quotes 

• Easy : I'm so short you gotta dig a hole to kick my ass.

• Easy : Soon to be promoted to PFC: private fucking civilian!

• Easy : When OD goes to heaven, he'll be looking for booby traps...

• Easy : I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd.

• Easy : I'm so short I can parachute off a dime.

• Easy : You two are noisier than two skeletons f***ing on a tin roof.

• Easy : I'm so short I could tickle a pissant under the chin.