Danny Hassel: Dan
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Quotes
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Dan Jordan : [possessed by Freddy Krueger] Hi, Alice. Want to make babies?
[laughs]
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Mark Gray : [seeing someone cut their hand on a beer bottle] God, I could have gone all night without looking at that.
Greta Gibson : You know, I think it's very strange how you draw your comics loaded with blood and guts. That freaks you out.
Dan Jordan : Yeah, it's just a little blood, guy.
Mark Gray : I know what it is, you big, dumb jock.
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Mrs. Jordan : [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan : Mom?
Freddy Krueger : [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.
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Dan Jordan : And as adults, we must now prepare for our new life outside this wonderful environment known as Springwood High. So let's blow this pop stand!
