Box-Office Bunny (1990)

Jeff Bergman: Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck

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Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : Seven bucks for a movie! The price for an evening of puerile entertainment is preposterous! I could better spend an evening in the library, which is why I always carry this.

• Elmer Fudd : Sneak into my theater will you, you wasically wabbit?

  Daffy Duck : "Wabbit?" Pardon, mon frere, but this is the rabbit you seek. I'm no rabbit.

  Bugs Bunny : Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?

  Daffy Duck : Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my - - oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.

  Bugs Bunny : But not above sneaking into movie theaters.

  Daffy Duck : Yeah, but not above sneak - -

  [to Elmer] 

  Daffy Duck : Are you going to stand around jabbering all day? Catch this guy!

• [Elmer is chasing Bugs] 

  Daffy Duck : Attaboy, Robespierre! Capture the scoundrel! Let justice prevail!

• [Bugs is disguised as a snack bar attendant] 

  Elmer Fudd : Say, have you seen a wabbit wun by here?

  Bugs Bunny : No I haven't, Mac, but what can I get ya?

  Elmer Fudd : Well, I am kinda hungwy...

  [Daffy slaps his forehead] 

  Elmer Fudd : Having a warge popcorn.

  [Bugs gives Elmer a large box of popcorn] 

  Elmer Fudd : And a medium soft dwink.

  [Bugs gives Elmer a medium sized soda] 

• Bugs Bunny : Would you like genuine, artificial, imitation, butter-flavor on your popcorn?

• [Bugs is still disguised as a snack bar attendant] 

  Daffy Duck : Look, my little gluttonous friend does anything here appear to be out of the ordinary?

  Elmer Fudd : They're all out of gum dwops?

• [Daffy and Elmer have been sent flying into a movie] 

  Daffy Duck : Hey! We're in pictures!

  [a Jason Voorhees-look alike appears and revs his chainsaw] 

  Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd : AAHH!

  Daffy Duck : Let me out of here!

  Elmer Fudd : Let me out of here!

  Daffy Duck : Wah-ha-ha-ha!

  Elmer Fudd : Let us out of here!

  [Bugs is in the audience watching] 

  Bugs Bunny : It takes a miracle to get into pictures, and now these two jokers wanna get out.

• Daffy Duck : Let me make it easy you, Sherlock. This is the rabbit.

  Elmer Fudd : Hey, you're right.

  [Bugs runs away] 

  Daffy Duck : After him!

• Daffy Duck : Knock it off, Baryshnikov. He's getting away.

• Bugs Bunny : Two seats down front.

• Bugs Bunny : Ask me to leave? what about you? Where's your ticket, Mac.

  Elmer Fudd : Me, I don't a ticket.

  Bugs Bunny : No ticket?

  Elmer Fudd : It must be here someplace.

  Bugs Bunny : No ticket, eh, Well you've got one now. You know how fast were coming down to that aisle?

  Elmer Fudd : No, officer.

  Bugs Bunny : real fast. And weaving. And you've got one headlight. Why there might've been kids playing in the aisle. You're in some big trouble, that's all I know.

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, Mr. officer, sir, please give break. you see, I was just - hey, you're that screwy rabbit that snuck in here.

• [Elmer and Daffy bursts through the "That's All Folks!" ending card to escape out of the movie] 

  Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Bugs Bunny : And That's All, Folks.

• Movie Actor : It's matter if it's dangerous, huh? I was born in Brooklyn, I dropped out of school in Brooklyn, and now I'm gonna be ready to die for Brooklyn.

  Movie actress : Benny, I love you.

  [Bugs munched on his carrot] 

  Elmer Fudd : Ssshhhh.

  [Elmer points his flashlight at Bugs] 

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, what's up, doc?

  Elmer Fudd : Excuse me, but you have to be qwiet or - hey, I didn't see you come in. If you've haven't got a ticket, I must ask you to weave.

• Elmer Fudd : Having a warge popcorn.

  [Bugs gives Elmer a large box of popcorn] 

  Elmer Fudd : And a medium soft drink.

  [Bugs gives Elmer a medium-sized soda] 

• [Bugs escapes from Daffy and Elmer] 

  Daffy Duck : After him!

  [Daffy and Elmer chase after Bugs, but Bugs spills butter all over the floor and Daffy and Elmer are slipping on the butter]