Home Alone (1990)

Ken Hudson Campbell: Santa

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• Santa Claus : Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

• Kevin McCallister : Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?

  Santa Claus : Yes, but make it quick. Santa's got a little get together he's late for.

  Kevin McCallister : Okay. I know you're not the real Santa Claus.

  Santa Claus : [his beard is pulled down, revealing his real face]  What makes you say that? Er, just out of curiosity.

• Kevin McCallister : I'm old enough to know how it works.

  Santa Claus : Right.

  Kevin McCallister : But I also know that you work for him. And I like you to give him a message.

  Santa Claus : Shoot.

  Kevin McCallister : I'm Kevin McCallister, 671 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?

  Santa Claus : No, that's all right.

  Kevin McCallister : Okay, this is extremely important: Would you please tell him that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?

  Santa Claus : Okay. I'll see what I can do.

  Kevin McCallister : Thanks.

  Santa Claus : Wait, hold on a sec. My elf took the last of the candy canes home to her boyfriend.

  Kevin McCallister : That's all right.

  Santa Claus : No, don't be silly. Santa's got a little something. Here, hold your little paw there.

  [gives tic-tacs to Kevin] 

  Santa Claus : Here you go. Don't spoil your dinner.

  Kevin McCallister : I won't. Thanks.

  [then walks away] 

  Santa Claus : [as he gets in his car and starts it, the engine is not working]  Son of a-!