Welcome Freshmen (1991–1993)
Mike Speller: Mr. Elliott Lippman
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Quotes
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Female Teacher : Give me back my attendance records.
Male Teacher : No way, Dog Breath.
Female Teacher : Mr. Lippman! Mr.Sitcurse...
Male Teacher : [shouts] Liar, liar! Pants on fire!
Mr. Elliott Lippman : Stop it, Mr.Teensy. Holding your breath will not do you any good. Your not getting a raise.
Mr.Teensy : But I want a raise.
[shouts]
Mr.Teensy : I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise! I want a raise!
[throws a temper tantrum]
Mr. Elliott Lippman : [shouts] If you don't shut up,
[turns Mr.Teensy around]
Mr. Elliott Lippman : I'm gonna grab your undies and give you a big...
[stops as Alex walks into Teachers lounge]
Mr. Elliott Lippman : [to Mr. Teensy] Gee, I guess that verterbrae is now back in place, huh, Mr. Teensy?
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Merv : [Merv and Lippy have become exchange students]
[to Lippy who's written "Merv bites" on his locker]
Merv : Caught you, Freshman.
Mr. Elliott Lippman : But, Mr. Merv I was....
Merv : You've got some explaining to do.
[puts a handcuff on Lippy and takes him to the office]