Bejewelled (1991 TV Movie)

Frances de la Tour: Beatrice

Quotes 

• Beatrice : What's the matter now?

  Eustace : Just my old war wound acting up again.

  Beatrice : What war are we talking about? The Crimean? The Polyponesian?

  Eustace : My "war wound"! You know perfectly well what happened! The sofa collapsed while I was watching "Bridge on the River Kwai."

• Beatrice : In my opinion, if this Gordon fellow had *half* a brain, he'd be lonely.