Bejewelled (1991 TV Movie)

Emma Samms: Stacey

Quotes 

• Stacey : [Gordon brings Stacey a hatbox to carry the jewels in]  Where is the steel-reinforced briefcase with the combination lock? Gordon, what are you trying to do to me?

  Gordon : Stacey, get a hold of yourself! There, there silly! No one will think you're carrying anything valuable in a dumb old hatbox. Lots of people carry hatboxes!

  Stacey : Only in Doris Day movies.

• Stacey : [trying to sneak into a house undetected]  You wanna climb that?

  [doubtfully points to an old trellis against the house] 

  Alistair : Well, it looks strong enough to me.

  [he puts the weight of his foot on a rung and it immediately snaps in two] 

• Stacey : Why is this happening to me? I don't even have the jewels! I don't have ANY jewels! I don't even wear earrings!

• Stacey : [talking to herself at the scene of a murder]  What did you do in London, Stacey? Well, I lost a fortune in jewels, and discovered a dead body. I was arrested for withholding evidence in a murder investigation.

  [starts to panic] 

  Stacey : I really wanted to see Buckingham Palace, but I guess that'll have to wait until I'm on parole!

• Alistair : Thanks for seeing us on such short notice, Miss Butler.

  Imelda : Call me Imelda. Everyone else does.

  Stacey : [joins them]  Thanks for letting me freshen up, Miss Butler.

  Marvin : [sarcastically]  Call her Imelda.

  Eloise : Everyone else does!