- Tom McNeal: Hey, man. You ain't got nothing? You can't put in 50 cents? Damn, Willie, man! You're pitiful!
- Willie Stevens: Come on, y'all, put me down.
- Vinny: Yeah, I'll put you down, man. You're an ugly motherfucker. How's that?
- Tom McNeal: Lemme tell you something, man. I'm gonna fucking make it. You hear me? I'm gonna make it! If by some small chance, I don't make, then I'm gonna die trying. Which is more than I can say about anything you've ever done in your life, motherfucker!
- Tom McNeal: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for attending another performance of ghetto theater, return with us next week, as we perform our rendition of "Romeo and Latoya"