Oscar (1991)

Marisa Tomei: Lisa Provolone

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• Snaps : You're going to marry this bum, just as soon as I get my hands on him.

  Lisa Provolone : Oh, Daddy, you changed your mind!

  [hugs him] 

  Snaps : What choice do I have, you tramp.

  [hugs her back] 

  Snaps : And after the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment.

  Lisa Provolone : Why a ground floor apartment?

  Snaps : Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps!

• Lisa Provolone : ...I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!

  Snaps : Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room!

• Lisa Provolone : I'm not a little girl anymore! Look!

  [opens robe to reveal nightie] 

  Snaps : Put that away, I'M YOUR FATHER!

• Lisa Provolone : You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.

  Snaps : Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!

  Sophia : Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons, and hit men!

  Snaps : All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me.

• Lisa Provolone : ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!

  Anthony Rossano : And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?

  Lisa Provolone : You always this nasty?

  Anthony Rossano : YES! Get used to it!

  Lisa Provolone : [gasps]  I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!

  Anthony Rossano : That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!

  Lisa Provolone : Fine!

  Anthony Rossano : See you in church!

  Lisa Provolone : Hmph!

• Snaps : Now this guy's willing to marry you - so be nice.

  Lisa Provolone : [whining]  But I want Oscar.

  Snaps : I want him more than you do. But he's on the lam and Anthony's taking the rap for him.

  Lisa Provolone : Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance?

  Snaps : Whatever happened to waiting till the wedding night?