- Flip Humble: Dan, your last job in radio got you in a lot of trouble. What on earth were you thinking when you broadcast that live sexual encounter between yourself and KLSO's drive time traffic reporter police sergeant Paula Day?
- Dan O'Dare: Like I told the FCC, Flip, it was an accident.
- Flip Humble: A rear ender as I recall.
- Dan O'Dare: Bumper to bumper, Flip.
- Flip Humble: [chuckles]
- Dan O'Dare: I was doing a little shoulder work on the sergeant and she rolled over and hit the on air switch and... the rest is radio history, Flip.
- [last lines]
- Goofy Guy: Where's Bunny?
- Lisa Cummings, Dan O'Dare: Bunny?
- Bunny: [inside the glass bubble] Help, somebody help! Help me! Help, somebody, somebody help! Help!
- [first lines]
- Willis: This is Willis up here at the substation, there seems to be a problem here. It must be that new radio station kicking in. I'm gonna check it out.