Brain Donors (1992)
Bob Nelson: Jacques
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Roland T. Flakfizer : And that spells cash with a capital...
Jacques : K!
Roland T. Flakfizer : You should go back to school.
Jacques : I hated teaching.
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Roland T. Flakfizer : You can be my chauffeur.
Rocco Melonchek : How much?
Roland T. Flakfizer : 200 bucks a week.
Rocco Melonchek : 600.
Roland T. Flakfizer : 300.
Jacques : 400.
Rocco Melonchek : 800.
Jacques : 900.
Roland T. Flakfizer : Wait a minute, wait a minute! Shouldn't I be in this negotiation somewhere? 350 and not a penny more.
Rocco Melonchek : I'll take it.
Jacques : What happened to one thousand?
Rocco Melonchek : I allow for taxes. I want four weeks in advance.
Jacques : Five weeks.
Rocco Melonchek : Six weeks.
Roland T. Flakfizer : Hold it, hold it, I'm giving you one minute to stop all this!
Rocco Melonchek : Two minutes.
Jacques : Five minutes.
Rocco Melonchek : Seven minutes.
Jacques : Nine minutes.
Roland T. Flakfizer : I've stepped into my own private living hell...
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Jacques : Society's to blame.
Roland T. Flakfizer : Too much violence in the movies.
Rocco Melonchek : It's my environment.
Jacques : We were carrying out orders!
Roland T. Flakfizer : It's the Japanese. They're buying up everything.
Rocco Melonchek : Did we leave anything out?
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Jacques : What about me?
Roland T. Flakfizer : To show you no favoritism, Rocco and I will also split your salary 50/50.
Jacques : Thanks!
Roland T. Flakfizer : That should you keep you out of a high-income bracket. Come to think of it, that you should keep you out of any income bracket!