Dr. Giggles (1992)
Larry Drake: Doctor Evan Rendell
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Quotes
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Time to do what doctors do best.
[pulls out a golf club]
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Doctor Evan Rendell : If you think that's bad, wait until you get my bill.
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[while using the stomach pump on Tamara]
Doctor Evan Rendell : I know. It sucks.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [after being electrocuted] I don't feel well.
[Jennifer holds up two large sharp weapons]
Jennifer : Take two and call me in the morning!
[stabs the Doctor]
Doctor Evan Rendell : Is there a doctor in the house?
[falls over and dies]
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Laughter is the best medicine.
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Officer Joe Reitz : DONT MOVE!
Doctor Evan Rendell : I don't believe you had an appointment.
Officer Joe Reitz : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!
Doctor Evan Rendell : Have a heart.
[throws a heart at him]
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[Watching a boy play Dr. Mario]
Doctor Evan Rendell : Terminal.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [in bed] I hope you have protection.
[Pulls out scalpel and giggles. Boy screams as Evan castrates him, from below his shocked kid brother looks up at the ceiling listening to his older sibling's murder and death gasps before resuming his game]
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Get ready to take your medicine, Moorehigh. The doctor is in.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : All that fat, all that sugar. We got to start taking better care of ourselves. Remember, we are what we eat. They have a saying: what goes down must come up.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Do you feel any discomfort?
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Doctor Evan Rendell : I haven't discharged you!
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Jennifer, it's time to take your medicine.
Jennifer : Take some of your own medicine.
[Electrocutes him]
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Jennifer : You were DEAD!
Doctor Evan Rendell : I'm not THAT good of a doctor.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [on an answering machine] Hello. This is your new doctor, and I'm standing right behind you.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Don't worry, it's ouchless.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Check out time.
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[Dr. Rendell listens to Jennifer's heart with his stethoscope]
Doctor Evan Rendell : Well, it's broken.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [after Dr. Chamberlain stabs him in the leg with a pair of scissors to defend Jennifer] That is very unprofessional of you, doctor.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : He should have kept his hands to himself.
[GIGGLING]
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Doctor Evan Rendell : First things first. This town murdered you. It's sick... and must be cured.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [to Leigh] I'm not really seeing patients yet... but I guess I can make an exception.
[GIGGLING]
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Now, now. This won't hurt a bit.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : It's a good thing I make house calls.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Lucky for you, I've discovered the only known cure for the common cold.
[piercing girl's head with thermometer]
Doctor Evan Rendell : Leave it in for at least a minute.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [watching boy playing video game] Terminal.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Jennifer. My problem is... I care too much.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [to Dr. Chamberlain] I'm afraid the news is bad. I give you six seconds to live.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [after operating on himself] Physician, heal thyself.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Don't worry, Jennifer. It's just a routine operation.
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Dr. Chamberlain : [to Jennifer] Well, up until just now, things looked pretty good. Wave patterns seem to be just about where they should be. I think you're gonna be fine.
[STABBING SOUND, CHAMBERLAIN GRUNTS]
Doctor Evan Rendell : If I were you, I'd get a second opinion.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [chasing Officer Joe Reitz] This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [pulling her by the legs] I've never lost a patient, Jennifer.
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Doctor : Who the hell are you?
Doctor Evan Rendell : I'm her doctor.
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Is it my bedside manners?
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Doctor Evan Rendell : Have an accident? Probably just needs a Band-Aid.
[GIGGLING]
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Doctor Evan Rendell : How about a free examination?
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Doctor Evan Rendell : [being sincere] Are you in discomfort?
Doctor Evan Rendell : [stabbing a girl with some eye equipment] Oh... I *See*... the Problem