Ladybugs (1992)

Chuck McCann: Bartender

Quotes 

• Chester : Idiot. Moron. Jerkoff.

  Bartender : Hey buddy, what's your problem? I don't have to take your bullshit.

  Chester : Oh, I wasn't talkin' to you. I was talkin' to myself.

• Bartender : Look, buddy. You ought to get out there and start dating again.

  Chester : You go out there, what do you meet? You meet girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.

  Bartender : Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.

  Chester : Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it used to be.

• Bartender : What happened anyway?

  Chester Lee : I don't want to go into it,It's along story, I don't...

  Bartender : Hey c,mon. Get it off your chest. It'll make you feel better. Remember, there ain't nothing you can tell me that I ain't heard before.

  Bartender : So, c'mon, what happened?

  Chester Lee : Well, what happened was, I took her son and I dressed her up like a little girl and I talked him into playing with me.

  Bartender : Stay out you sicko. We don't want your kind in there!

  Chester Lee : Boy, what a Happy Hour. At least I beat the check!