Mr. Baseball (1992)
Dennis Haysbert: Max 'Hammer' Dubois
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Quotes
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Max 'Hammer' Dubois : Max Dubois. Around here they call me Hammer. Don't ask me why.
Jack Elliot : Jack Elliot.
Max 'Hammer' Dubois : Yeah. I know who you are. I've been in Japan, not dead.
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[Jack is unfamiliar with the word 'gaijin']
Max 'Hammer' Dubois : It's like being a black guy back home. Only there's less of us.
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Jack Elliot : I don't believe this. What's next? Somebody going to tell me how to take a crap?
[walks into the bathroom]
Jack Elliot : Hey Max!
Max 'Hammer' Dubois : Yeah, what!
Jack Elliot : I need someone to tell me how to take a crap.
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Max 'Hammer' Dubois : First you wash, then you bathe!
Ryoh Mukai : [translated] It's like jerking off before sex!
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Max 'Hammer' Dubois : [after a major brawl which saw Jack decking Yoji] I'm sick and tired of this shit! Haven't you heard a word I said! You're REALLY pissing me off! Now just take your base, and GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
Jack Elliot : YOU TOO, huh, Max?
Max 'Hammer' Dubois : You know the one thing I DIDN'T miss about playing in the States, was putting up with HOTSHOTS like you! NOW I don't even have THAT anymore!
[up in the President's office]
Takuya Nishikawa : [to Uchiyama, in Japanese] Suspend Elliot indefinitely! And consider yourself OUT, as soon as a replacement is found! You have brought DISHONOR to team!