Sister Act (1992)

Richard Portnow: Willy

Quotes 

• Willy : What is she doin'?

  Joey : Oh, my God. She's prayin'.

  Deloris : Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these 2 men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, eplubium. Amen!

  Willy , Joey : Amen.

  [Deloris whacks them in their crotches and darts off] 

• Vince : Is it done?

  Willy : Not completely.

  Vince : What do you mean?

  Joey : Vince, we can't waste a nun.

  Vince : What are you two nuts talking about? It's Deloris, in a costume.

  Willy : How do you know she didn't sign up and become one of them when she was there? Things like this happen.

  Vince : [frustrated sigh]  Because I know this woman. In the biblical sense and she ain't no nun.

• Vince : [refuses to shoot Deloris]  Joey, do it.

  Joey : I can't, Vince. She's still a nun.

  Vince : She's a broad. Y'got it? Just a broad!

  Reverend Mother : I guarantee you she is no broad! She is Sister Mary Clarence of St. Katherine's Convent. She's a model of generosity, virtue, and love! You have my word for it, gentlemen, she is a nun!

  Willy : Ya hear that? Now, aren't you glad we didn't shoot her?

• Deloris : [as one of Vincent's thugs walks into their dressing room]  What are you doing here?

  Willy : You ain't got nothin' we ain't seen before, many times.

  Michelle : I just don't want you memorizing it.