- Esther Moskowitz: I think you've put too much make-up on me.
- Lucille Rubin: There is no such thing as too much make-up.
- Lucille Rubin: Sometimes life's a bummer
- Doris Silverman: A bummer?
- Lucille Rubin: It's just a word.
- Doris Silverman: You don't call losing a husband a bummer.
- Lucille Rubin: A bummer, Doris, is what you are right now.
- Selma: I'm getting married and I want you girls to be there.
- Lucille Rubin: We've never missed one of your weddings.