Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

Rob Reiner: Jay

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• Jay : Tiramisu.

  Sam Baldwin : What is "tiramisu"?

  Jay : You'll find out.

  Sam Baldwin : Well, what is it?

  Jay : You'll see.

  Sam Baldwin : Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

  Jay : You'll love it.

• Jay : Well, this is fate! She's divorced, we don't want to redo the cabinets, and you need a wife. What do they call it when everything intersects?

  Sam Baldwin : The Bermuda Triangle.

• Jay : That's what I'm trying to tell you, what women are looking for: pecs and a cute butt.

  Sam Baldwin : You mean like, "He has the cutest butt"?

  Jay : Yeah.

  Sam Baldwin : Where did I hear that recently?

  Jay : Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news nowadays without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first woman to say this was, I don't know, but somehow it caught on.

  Sam Baldwin : So how's my butt?

  [Jay stops walking, examines Sam's backside] 

  Jay : Not bad.

  Sam Baldwin : Really?

  Jay : Yeah.

  Sam Baldwin : Is it cute, though?

  Jay : I don't know. Are we grading on a curve?

• Jay : Gunga Din is not a, a swatch kind of movie.

• Jay : When's the last time you were out there?

  Sam Baldwin : Uh... uh, uh, Jimmy Carter, 1978.

  Jay : Things are a little different now. First, you have to be friends. You have to like each other. Then you neck. This could go on for years. Then you have tests, and then you get to do it with a condom. The good news is, you split the check.

  Sam Baldwin : I don't think I could let a woman pay for dinner.

  Jay : Great! They'll throw a parade in your honor. You'll be Man of the Year in "Seattle Magazine".