Freaked (1993)
Randy Quaid: Elijah C. Skuggs
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Quotes
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Elijah C. Skuggs : [the EES board has turned into a giant shoe; imitating Ed Sullivan] That's a really big shoe...
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Elijah C. Skuggs : A lot of milkmen on the same route. No wonder they fight.
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Elijah C. Skuggs : Styrofoam cup!
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Elijah C. Skuggs : Do I seem like a weirdo?
Ricky Coogan : Nope. You seem like a regular dumbshit old redneck to me.
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The Bearded Lady : When I arrived here, I was nothing like I am now. I was confused; a walking contradiction, and I was so full of questions.
Elijah C. Skuggs : [flashback] You know, you'd be better off without a dick.
The Bearded Lady : [grunts angrily]
Elijah C. Skuggs : Hey, you can keep the beard.
[they hug]
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Elijah C. Skuggs : There are no weirdos here!
[very loud]