Heavyweights (1995)
Paul Feig: Tim
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Quotes
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Pat Finley : Did you talk to child services?
Julie : Yeah, they said they'd like to come out and investigate but they can't come for two weeks.
Pat Finley : That's too long. Tim, what did your lawyer say?
Tim : He said it's dicey, we don't have any hard evidence.
Pat Finley : Hard evidence? Tony's hard evidence, just look at the guy!
Tim : It's what the lawyer said.
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Tim : [sees the kids have locked Tony up] Oh good God!
Pat Finley : This is insane!
Julie : This is great!
Gerry : So, what was your guys' plan?
Pat Finley : What do you guys think you're doing?
Gerry : Taking over the camp.
Tim : Guys, you can't kidnap the owner of a camp! They give people the *chair* for things like this.
Gerry : It was self-defense, you have to believe us.
Julie : I believe you.
Roy : Pat, you know what? He snapped!
Josh : He was going to make us climb a thousand-foot mountain!
[all the campers start talking at once about Tony's insane antics]
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Pat Finley : [during the end credits song] I'm Pat Finley.
Boys : He's our pal.
Julie : And I'm Nurse Julie!
Boys : She's Pat's gal.
Tim : My name is Tim.
Boys : We're Tim's band!
Kenny : And I am Kenny the Cameraman!