Muriel's Wedding (1994)

Sophie Lee: Tania

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Quotes 

• Tania : Why don't you come have a drink with us?

  Rhonda : You want to have a drink with me?

  Tania : Well, yeah. We wouldn't want you to spend the entire holiday alone. It's not like in high school where you should feel you're not good enough to talk to us.

  Rhonda : I don't.

  Tania : If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

  Rhonda : The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way... I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel.

• Tania : I'm divorcing Chook. I suppose I have *you* to thank for that. I hope I can do the same for you one day.

• Tania : They've accused him of raping a Japanese tourist, which is ridiculous! Chook hates the Japanese!

• Rhonda : Rose Biggs? Are you friends with her?

  Tania : Once we got to know her, we found out she was just like us.

  Rhonda : But Rose Biggs sucked your husband's cock!

  Rhonda's Mother : Rhonda!

  Rhonda : Well she did!

  Tania : I know, but I sucked her husband's cock, and it made me realise, we all make mistakes.

• Tania : He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.

  Cheryl : Why?

  Tania : Out of respect for me.

  Nicole : Bitch.

• Tania : [after Rhonda calls her and her friends "a bunch of cocksuckers"]  Who do you think you are to call me that? I'm married! I'm beautiful!

• Tania : Muriel, you're beautiful.

• Tania : If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

• Tania : Well we, you know... and he couldn't so I...

  [makes hand to mouth gesture] 

  Tania : ... and I noticed there was lipstick on it.

  Janine : On what?

  Tania : His dick!

• Tania : I'm a bride.