Karaoke (1996– )

Hywel Bennett: Arthur 'Pig' Mallion

Quotes 

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : What a lucky boy you turned out to be, eh?

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : I don't give a pint of horse piss about your private life! This is where you get paid, this is where you bring your pretty little arse, on time!

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : Listen, if you've dropped me in it, you're not going to like the look of your pretty face any more, and that's a promise.

  Linda Langer : Don't say that, Arthur, please.

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : Just look after unero numo.

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : I am going up in the World, aren't I?

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : [over the phone]  Hold off on the last bit of booting, and not in the throat. Just make sure he gets the fucking message.

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : You got 'im, girl, got 'im good and proper.

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : [calling her back to bed]  Lin-DA!

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : If you've dropped me in it, you're not going to like the look of your pretty face any more, and that's a promise.

• Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : Hey, what is this?

  Daniel Feeld : You need some more Stars in your Crown, Arthur...