Suddenly Susan (1996–2000)
Kathy Griffin: Vicki Groener
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Quotes
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Girl in audience : So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine?
Vicki : No, not if you're sleeping with the boss.
Susan : Excuse me!
Luis : No, don't excuse it Vicki.
Jack : Oh, shut up Luis.
Luis : No, you shut up.
Jack : You shut up.
Vicki : [to Jack] You shut up.
Todd : [to Vicki] You shut up!
Vicki : [to Todd] I'm on your side!
Boy in audience : yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss?
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Vicki : Hmm... a whole bagel when you usually scoop out the middle. Coffee, when you normally drink tea. This only adds up to one thing, you're having sex!
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[after Jack try's singing "Jingle Bells" for the Christmas Party at the hospital]
Vicki : This just in from my ears: "OUCH!"
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Vicki : I'm sorry, I didn't see the sign, "Welcome to Susanville, population: 1 insane bitch!
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Susan : It's career day at my old junior high. You're more than welcome to come.
Maddy : Mmmmm... No thanks, I already have a career.
Vicki : Yeah... office hag!
Maddy : Vicki, I could responds to your childish remark by mentioning that your hair would embarrass a troll doll but I'm not going to sink to your level.
Vicki : Hag!
Maddy : Freak!
Vicki : Skank!
Maddy : Get a hat!
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Susan : I'm just a little concerned with what seems to be your growing obsession with my Nana.
Vicki : That's ridiculous! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run down to Market Street. Helen should be on the number 20 bus and I want to be there to wave as she goes by.
Susan : Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody needs a restraining order!