Carpool (1996)

Mikey Kovar: Andrew Miller

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Quotes 

• [location: in their van which is inside a refrigeration truck] 

  Andrew : It's freezing.

  Franklin : Huddle together if you're cold, I'll turn on the heat.

  Daniel : That's brilliant. See in order to get heat you have to turn on the engine, thereby trapping the fumes and rendering us all dead by asphixiation.

  Franklin : In that case forget the heat. Hey who farted? Did you cut the cheese, Dan?

  Daniel : For God's sake, no I did not.

  Franklin : How about you, Kayla?

  Kayla : Girls don't fart.

  Franklin : Really? Come over to my house sometime and ask my mom why all our cats committed suicide.

• [Andrew got an F on his spelling test] 

  Andrew : Mrs. Karkanie is giving me a do over. She says everyone get's a second chance.

  Daniel : That's only because she's been married 5 times. Let me tell you something, sport, in the business world there are no second chances.

• Andrew : I want to be the hostage!

  Kayla : How come I never get to be the hostage?

  Travis : That's because you're a girl.

  Bucky : Hey, girls can be hostages, too. I mean, we're moving toward the twenty-first century and girls can be whatever they want.

  Kayla : Right on, sister.

  Daniel : Ok, quiet down or nobody gets to be the hostage!

  Bucky : Well, that made sense, dad.

• Andrew : Look, Mr. Kopek's working in his yard.

  Daniel : Yeah. Let this be a lesson to you kids, the world says that he's too old to drive a car but look at him, he's a vibrant, healthy old man who can do anything he put's his mind to.

  Andrew : Dad, Mr. Kopek's not wearing his pants.

  Daniel : Yeah so from now on you kids stay away from him okay?