Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Woody Allen: Joe
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Quotes
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Joe : I'm gonna kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. In fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or... wait a minute. With the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York, but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done and I could also be dead.
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Steffi : You always pick the wrong women.
Joe : Hey, I picked you.
Steffi : Yeah, I know, we got divorced.
Joe : 'Cause you were impossible to live with.
Steffi : "I was impossible to live with," I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer!
Joe : So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient.
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Joe : In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
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Joe : My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent VanGogh.
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Joe : You're going to major in Journalism or Law. Not Rowing.
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Joe : There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed.