Get on the Bus (1996)
Bernie Mac: Jay
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Xavier : Why are you even going to the march?
Wendell : Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?
Jay : Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
Wendell : Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.
[laughs]
Wendell : You niggas somethin' else.
[Pointing at everybody]
Wendell : Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!
Mike : Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
Wendell : What?
Mike : Nigga.
[Wendell is thrown off the bus with his coat following]
Jay : Nigga need Coat like Coat need Nigga!