First Strike (1996)
Jackie Chan: Insp. Chan Ka Kui
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Quotes
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Chan Ka Kui : [phone call] Uncle Bill! I'm calling you right now from Australia and I'm having a great time! I'm talking to you while enjoying my great view. Wow! Working for the FSB is great. I have a sauna, swimming pool, and jacuzzi. Oh, wait a second. My koala bear just came out.
Uncle Bill : [on the other end of the call] What? You mean in your hotel room? It's only a toy, right?
Chan Ka Kui : No. It's the real thing!
[hands the phone to the koala bear]
Chan Ka Kui : Say hi to Uncle Bill.
[takes the phone back]
Chan Ka Kui : He's too shy. Don't hang up.
Hong Kong Policeman : [to Bill] He's living it up. I should've gone with him.
Chan Ka Kui : Really. I'm not making this up! What else? Money... clothes... car. I feel almost like James Bond. Except no gorgeous girls.
Uncle Bill : Hey. If all of this is for real, you should be very careful.
Chan Ka Kui : Okay. So long. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Uncle Bill : [to the policeman] Do you think he went crazy on this assignment? Maybe he's overworked.
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[last lines]
Uncle Bill : When you get back, write a report which is detailed and simple, starting from the beginning.
Jackie : Huh?