- Brownie: [about Clay, the new clown] I swear, you can take that Son of a Bitch's brain, put it on the edge of a rasor blade, and it'd look like a b-b in a four lane highway!
- Announcer: Virgil, how many lives do you have?
- Virgil Kidder: Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco... I belive about nine!
- Announcer: Well, I belive you done used up about half of them on that bull, Mother-In-Law.
- Virgil Kidder: Yeah, I believe I did use up about half on him; and then the other half I used up on my own mother-in-law!