The Pest (1997)

Jim Lau: Mr. Cheung

Quotes 

• Mr. Cheung : You know, you don't even look Chinese. You look like Moe from Three Stooges. I fire your ass!

• [Pest works at a Chinese restaurant, disguised as Chinese] 

  Mr. Cheung : [In heavy Chinese accent]  How come I don't undastand any of your Chinese?

  Pest : [In just as thick an accent]  I from Souff! Is a diffwent diawect!

  Mr. Cheung : Oh really? Well, I'm from Souff too!

  Pest : [pause]  Well, I from FAR, FAR, FAR, far Souff!