The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998 Video)
Nathan Lane: Timon
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Quotes
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Timon : Pumbaa, let me define BABY-SITTING!
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[Kovu pounces, only to realize Timon is there]
Timon : AHHH! Don't eat me, please! I... I never really met your tyrant, I mean, uh, Scar! Scar, oh heck of a guy. A little moody, but...
Kiara : Timon, what are you doing here?
Timon : Kiara! Thank goodness! Oh. Hey, for once, we're not following you. This just happens to be the best smorgasbord in the Pride Lands! Bugs everywhere! But, you don't call for a reservation and... yeesh!
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[Rehearsing speaking to Simba]
Timon : The good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her.
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[Timon and Pumbaa are fighting]
Simba : What are you doing?
Pumbaa : Ahh!
Timon : Good question. Uh, let me ask you one.
Pumbaa : Hippothetically.
Timon : Very hypothetically. There's this guy...
Pumbaa : But he's not a lion...
Timon : No. No, he's not a lion. Yeesh, definitely not a lion... and uh... uh, his daughter, um, say... vanished?
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Timon : That's not a king. That's a fuzzy maraca!
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Young Kiara : Will somebody please just listen to me?
Timon : I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something, Princess?
Young Kiara : I'm not *just* a princess, you know! That's only *half* of who I am!
Pumbaa : Uh, well, who's the *other* half?
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Timon : [he and Pumbaa narrowly escape being trampled by a herd of antelope] This must be where the deer and the antelope play!
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Timon : [Timon and Pumbaa scream as the antelope were running past them] This must be where the deer and the antelope play.
[they both scream again but towards Kiara]
Kiara : Timon, what are you doing here?
Timon : Shopping! We thought a nice pelt for the den, some throw pillows, a little potpourri...
Kiara : My father sent you. After he promised to let me do this on my own. He lied!
Timon : No. He just doesn't want you to get hurt.
Kiara : I should have known he'd never give me a real chance. I'll do this on my own! Away from the Pride Lands.
[she runs further away from Timon and Pumbaa]
Timon : Hey! Wait! Come back!
Pumbaa : Come back here! Kiara!
[they chase after Kiara]
Timon : Kiara, come back! She's gone again. Somebody's gotta get a beeper for this kid.
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Timon : Hey! Wait! I have an Idea.
[he jumps off of Pumbaa]
Timon : What if he helps?
Pumbaa : What?
Timon : [to Kovu] You wanna lend a voice? Huh? Grr... gr... Roar! Work with me!
Kovu : Huh?
Kiara : Like this.
[she rawrs. The birds were scattered]
Timon : Wooo hoo! Come on, do it again! Do it again!
Timon : [Kovu rawrs making the birds scatter even more] Yee-haa!
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[first lines]
Timon : Ah, Pumba. Look at that little guy! A chip off the old block. And you gotta know who's gonna raise him.
Pumbaa : His parents?
Timon : Okay, sure. Get technical. But who's gonna teach him the real important stuff? Like how to belch.
[belches]
Timon : And dig for grubs. I'm telling you, buddy, it's gonna be like old times. You, me and the little guy.
Rafiki : [laughs] It is a girl.
Timon : Girl.
[They both faint]
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Simba : What are you doing?
Timon : Good question. Let me ask you one.
Pumbaa : Hypothetically.
Timon : Very hypothetical. There's this guy...
Pumbaa : But he's not a lion.
Timon : No! No, he's not a lion. Definitely not a lion! And his daughter, say, vanished.
Simba : Kiara's gone?
Zazu : Sire, the Outsiders are on the attack, heading this way. It's war!
Simba : Zazu, find Kiara.
[to Timon and Pumbaa]
Simba : We'll assemble the lionesses. Move now.
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[Zira has fallen to her death in the rapids; Kiara sighs in remorse]
Simba : Kiara.
[holds out his paw]
Kiara : Daddy.
[takes Simba's paw]
Kiara : I tried.
[they climb out of the gorge]
Nala : [embraces her daughter] Kiara!
[everybody gathers around]
Pumbaa : Wow! That was really brave!
Timon : Yee-ha!
Kiara : [approaches Kovu] Kovu.
Kovu : Oh, Kiara.
[they embrace]
Simba : [regretfully] Kovu?
[Kovu approaches him]
Simba : I was wrong. You belong here.
[Kovu and Simba smile at each other; Kiara embraces Kovu]
Simba : Let's go home.
[turns to the Outsiders]
Simba : *All* of us.