The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
Wendie Malick: Chicha
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Quotes
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ChiCha : So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha?
Yzma : Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed.
ChiCha : Uh-huh.
Yzma : Isn't that right, Kronk?
[Kronk is playing jump rope with Chaca and Tipo]
Chaca : Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed.
Kronk : One fell off and bumped his head.
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Tipo : [waking from a dream] Dad, look out!
ChiCha : Tipo, what is it?
Tipo : I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!
ChiCha : It's all right, it's all right.
Tipo : It was awful!
ChiCha : It's okay, Tipo, calm down, it was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor.
Tipo : Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
ChiCha : That's right.
Chaca : Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
Tipo : Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Chaca : It could!
ChiCha : Nuh-uh!
Chaca : Yeah-hah!
Tipo : Nuh-uh!
Chaca : Yeah-haaaaah!
[they keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and "yeah-hah's" at lightning speed]
ChiCha : Good night, you two.
[resume bickering as ChiCha blows out the candle]
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[Yzma and Kronk are trapped in a dark locked room in Pacha's house]
ChiCha : What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle.
Yzma : There is no handle in here.
ChiCha : [holding the door handle] There's not? Are you sure?
Yzma : All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk : Er, don't you mean or?
Yzma : [even more angrily] Grr, tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca : Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.
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ChiCha : So what did the emperor want?
Pacha : [Unable to explain that Emperor Kuzco was planning to destroy their village to make room for his Summer home, Kuzcotopia] Uh, you know what? He couldn't see me.
ChiCha : Couldn't see you? Why not?
Pacha : I don't know.
ChiCha : Well, that's just rude!
Pacha : Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy.
ChiCha : No no no no. Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy. If it were me, I'd march right back there and *demand* to see him. You know I would!
Pacha : Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
ChiCha : Pacha, I'm fine. This baby's not coming out for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind. That kind of behavior just, just...
[snorts]
ChiCha : I gotta go wash something.
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ChiCha : As I said before, you may remember, Pacha is not here. I'll be sure to tell him you stopped by.
Yzma : Oh, would you please? That would be just great.
[knocks her cup on the floor]
Yzma : Oops. Silly me.
ChiCha : [annoyed] No no, allow me.
[very pregnant, tries to squat to pick up cup]
Yzma : [joins Kronk jumping rope] She's hiding something. When I give the word we search the house.
Kronk : Ok, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.
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ChiCha : I gotta go wash something.
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ChiCha : Okay, okay, you two. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home. Now say good night.
Tipo , Chaca : Dad, do we have to?
[gives him the sad face with their big sad eyes]
Pacha : No, you two can stay up. We're just gonna be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other. Right, honey?
