The Royle Family (1998–2012)
Doreen Keogh: Mary Carroll
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Quotes
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Norma Speakman : [talking about Dave and Denise's honeymoon] So, where is it you're going again?
Denise Royle : Tenerife.
Norma Speakman : Ooh, that'll be gorgeous, won't it! Me and your grandad went to Blackpool for a week in a B&B. It's a Harry Ramsden's now, which is quite fitting as we met in a fish shop, It was after the town hall dance, I went there with my friend Betty.
Barbara Royle : Oh, Betty.
Barbara Royle : She married a joiner, moved to Leeds, he knocked her about a bit, but her home was lovely.
Mary Carroll : Do you ever hear from her, Norma?
Norma Speakman : No, I never liked her even when we were best friends.
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Mary Carroll : Look at Antony's hair. He looks like a little choirboy.
Jim Royle : He looks like a little gay boy.
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Mary Carroll : Michelle, I think I have one of your children in my class.
Michelle : Are you a teacher, Mary?
Mary Carroll : Yes.
Barbara Royle : No, you're not a teacher, you're a dinnerlady!
Mary Carroll : Oh, yes.