Breast Men (1997 TV Movie)
Xander Berkeley: Male Interviewer
Quotes
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Male Interviewer : Lisanne - 32A, Magazine Editor.
[claps board]
Lisanne : You want the bra off too?
Male Interviewer : Yeah.
Lisanne : Now, you're not showing my face, are you?
Female Interviewer : No.
Lisanne : Okay. Because I would die if anyone knew I was doing this. Hold on.
[With her face out of our view, Lisanne reaches behind her back, unhooks her bra, and takes it off revealing her fist-sized breasts]
Lisanne : There. There you have it. What do you want me to say?
Female Interviewer : How do you feel about your breasts?
Lisanne : How do I feel about my breasts? Well... how would *you* feel about them? I have gone to the Dentist and had tools laid on my chest as though it was a tray, as though it was a totally flat place upon which a person can unthinkingly lay their things on and, you know, get 'em later... I know that you guys probably don't like it that I'm getting the operation because you're feminists or, you know, something. I don't know.
Female Interviewer : No. No, we're not trying to make any judgements here.
Lisanne : Okay. Well, that's good. Because I don't really care if you did, 'cause I would just say, "Kiss my ass." I mean... I'm doing this for me, and I don't care what anybody says. I want to have big tits.
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Male Interviewer : Arlene - Mary Kay Rep.
[claps board]
Arlene : Can I borrow your pencil?
[With her face out of view, Arlene receives a pencil, then opens her blouse, baring her breasts. She talks to us]
Arlene : This is called the pencil test. It's supposed to fall to the floor.
[She puts the pencil under her left breast. The pencil doesn't fall]
Arlene : I love my children, but I'm a little resentful for what they did to my breasts.
[She removes the pencil and returns it]
Arlene : Thanks. It's like someone blew up a balloon and then they let all the air out.