The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)
Gary Coleman: Kenny Falmouth
Quotes
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Guybrush Threepwood : Is the lemonade good?
Kenny Falmouth : Oh gosh, yes! It's a very healthful drink! Even better for you than placing leeches on your tongue.
Guybrush Threepwood : Wow! What's the lemonade good for?
Kenny Falmouth : It's a dandy tonic for scurvy. It'll cure all your symptoms, including, but not limited to: gradual weakening, aching muscles, sunken eyes, painful gums, ashen skin, loss of teeth, internal bleeding, the reopening of old wounds, diarrhea, kidney failure, fainting, halitosis, and death.
Guybrush Threepwood : Will it cure evil pirate curses?
Kenny Falmouth : No, but it has a refreshing citrus flavor with no unpleasant aftertaste.