Simply Irresistible (1999)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Amanda Shelton
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Quotes
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Amanda Shelton : My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts.
Tom Bartlett : That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would be sex about every 4 minutes... yeah, yeah, that's about right.
Amanda Shelton : I've been here 20 minutes.
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Tom Bartlett : Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit.
Amanda Shelton : To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour.
Tom Bartlett : I see.
Amanda Shelton : Doesn't look like it takes you very long.
Tom Bartlett : Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.
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Amanda Shelton : That's impossible.
Tom Bartlett : Why's that?
Amanda Shelton : One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.
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Nolan Traynor : We can get other jobs.
Amanda Shelton : Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: Shitty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin."
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Tom Bartlett : I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
Amanda Shelton : You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.
Tom Bartlett : Oh yeah.
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Amanda Shelton : Taste this.
Nolan Traynor : Mmmm... It's good.
Amanda Shelton : You do know you can't lie? It sucks. Ugh! It tastes like blue cheese and dirt.
Nolan Traynor : And there's only one thing worse than blue cheese and dirt.
Amanda Shelton , Nolan Traynor : Rum raisin.
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Tom Bartlett : How did you get in here?
Amanda Shelton : The door.
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Nolan Traynor : They all look dead.
Aunt Stella : No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance.
Amanda Shelton : This is amazing.
Nolan Traynor : Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want?
Aunt Stella : No, no. We couldn't, but she could.
Nolan Traynor : Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.
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Tom Bartlett : How do you know so much about paper airplanes?
Amanda Shelton : I hated algebra.
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Amanda Shelton : [trying to ask Tom out] Hi, Tom, it's Amanda. I just wanted to eat.
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Amanda Shelton : She's on something.
Nolan Traynor : Your food.
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Amanda Shelton : Do all these elevators go to 4?
Tom Bartlett : Just pick one and press 4.
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Amanda Shelton : [giving Tom the eclairs he forgot] I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.