Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Alfred Molina: Snidely Whiplash
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Quotes
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [referring to the letters 'D.D.' being shot into the wall with bullets] Do you have any idea what this could possibly mean?
Lavar : Doris Day. Just a guess.
Shane : [thinks long and hard] Dom Deluise.
Kenneth : Daniel Day-Lewis.
In the Way Back : Snoop Doggy Dogg.
Another Bad Guy : Daphne du Maurier.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Oh, shut up.
In The Back : Doc Duvalier.
Lefty : David Duchovny?
In The Back : Delores Del Rio.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Shut up, you idiots.
Kenneth : Dan Rather.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : These initials could only mean one thing: Dudley Do-Right.
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Hello, Dudley.
Dudley Do-Right : Hello, Walter.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : I've lost everything. Even the Announcer's gone.
Voice of the Announcer : No, I'm still here!
[pause]
Voice of the Announcer : Someone has to explain how the cavalry came...
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [after boulders come rolling down the hill at them] That's not fair! They've got rocks! All we've got are these machine guns. Oh, mother of pearl, here comes another one.
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Howard : Well, here's the money, but where's the gold?
Kenneth : Whiplash took it.
Barry : Where is Whiplash?
Howard : He's gotta be here somewhere.
Shane : [shouting] Snidely?
Howard : He took off with all the gold. All we have is this measly $26,000.
Barry : We gotta find Whip. He's tricked us.
Howard : And when we do, we're gonna kill him... reeeeeeally slowly.
Kenneth : Yeah, but where is he, huh?
Barry : Now, that's a good question.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [from behind a mask] I heard he was in the Sudan.
Barry : Where's that?
Howard : In Africa, stupid.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : He's supposed to be at the Hilton Hotel.
Howard : The Hilton, eh?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Mmm.
Howard : Come on, boys! Let's go get him!
[all the bad guys rush out]
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Voice of the Announcer : Meanwhile, at an abandoned gold mine, a sinister figure lurks.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : I love to lurk. It's so me.
[chuckles]
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [beat] Oh, hello Dudley!
Dudley Do-Right : Hello, Whip!
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [sadly] I've lost everything. Even the announcer's gone.
Voice of the Announcer : No, I'm still here. Someone's got to explain where the cavalry came from.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Yes, I was a mite curious about that myself.
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[Dudley drives up in a motorcycle dressed in black leather]
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Do you really think wearing black will make you a bad guy?
Dudley Do-Right : I'm wearing black! You just have on navy blue!
[shows their sleeves to compare]
Dudley Do-Right : See?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : HOWARD! Why am I wearing navy blue?
Howard : I just thought it would look better on you...
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [paints on Howard's face] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [referring to all the out-of-country license plates] California, Georgia,
[with Hispanic accent]
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Puerto Rico -
[chuckles]
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : But where are the Canadians?
Lavar : Canadians like to think things over before they do something. Americans just jump.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : And thank goodness they do. Did you like the way I pronounced "Puerto Rico"?
Lavar : Yeah.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : I speak a little Spanish.
Lavar : You're the complete package, Whip.
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Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Shane!
Shane : Yes, Mr. Whiplash?
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Drinks on the house.
Shane : Yes, sir.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : No, wait a second. Drinks are 50% off.
Shane : Right.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : No, wait a second. Double the price of everything!
[chuckles]
Shane : Yes, sir.
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Shane : General Whiplash, the village is ours.
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Torch it, Shane. Burn everything.
Shane : Yes, sir.
[salutes]
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : No. Wait a minute. That's bad publicity. Have the photographers take pictures of the boys straightening up the place.
Shane : You got it.
[runs off]
Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [to himself] Learn from history or repeat it.