- Roger Ramjet: General, listen. What's that?
- Gen. G.I. Brassbottom: It's either turkeys gobbling or Congress is back in session.
- Maharaja: As we say in Bramestan, may the Sun shine upon your entire face while the Moon illuminates the continents of your grandfather's mouse trap.
- Roger Ramjet: What a beutiful sentiment.
- Gen. G.I. Brassbottom: Listen, fellow, do you know who I am?
- Noodles Romanoff: Sure, but do you know who I am?
- Gen. G.I. Brassbottom: Well, you do look familiar, give me a hint.
- Noodles Romanoff: [Aims his gun at him] Perhaps this will refresh you memory!
- Gen. G.I. Brassbottom: Sam Colt?
- Roger Ramjet: What seems to be the trouble down here?
- Pancho La Panza: In San Domino, we put pleanty of hot sauce on our food. Except now we don't got the hot sauce.
- Roger Ramjet: You mean...?
- Pancho La Panza: Somebody stole all the hot sauce in San Domino. Without the hot sauce, the people won't eat!
- Doodle: Come on, your principality, I'll introduce you to a real old-fashioned American dish. It's called Pizza.
- Roger Ramjet: That's the famous Mona Lishnas. One of the most valuable paintings in all the world. It's worth millions.
- Doodle: Oh yeah? I wouldn't even trade it for my autograph picture of Gary Owens, the famous whistling disc jockey from Mitchell, South Dakota.
- Roger Ramjet: There is no such a thing as the Abominable Snowman. It's just a silly superstition.
- Snowman: [Loud howl]
- Doodle: Roger, that's one of the loudest silly superstitions I ever heard.
- Roger Ramjet: But that's impossible.
- Gen. G.I. Brassbottom: Anything's possible in a kid's cartoon show, you heroic boob! Now you've got to help!
- Roger Ramjet: Or what?
- Gen. G.I. Brassbottom: Or we've got two minutes of dead air!
- Real estate broker 1: Hello there, could I interest you in beautiful Vist a View lot?
- Real estate broker 2: Just sign here on the dotted line where it says 'sign here on the dotted line'.
- Roger Ramjet: Well, first I'd like to look around.
- Real estate broker 1: Certainly. Take all or any part of 10 seconds.