The Beach (I) (2000)

Paterson Joseph: Keaty

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• Keaty : [Keaty interrupts Richard whilst watching Francoise and pretending to read his book]  One: she's just teasin' ya.

  Richard : What are you talking about?

  Keaty : Two: you don't speak French. Three: he speaks French. In fact, even better than that, four: he IS French. Five: he's much better at football - sorry, sorry, SOCCER - than you. And six: you're a bit strange, Rich. Some girls like that in a man, but not usually the sort of girls you wanna be with.

  Richard : Is that right?

  Keaty : Come on, your last girlfriend chucked ya, there must've been a reason.

  Richard : It was not my fault!

  Keaty : And seven: look at - look at your thumbs, man! They're well defined!

  Richard : Wh-what is that supposed to mean?

  Keaty : You play a lot of video games! That is a powerful index of incompatabilty.

  Richard : Why do I get the feeling like you're trying to tell me something?

  Keaty : You haven't a hope mate - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. Know what I mean?

  Richard : Thank you.

  Keaty : So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit.

  Richard : [softly]  Thank you very much.

  Keaty : It's my pleasure.